When every forgotten pantheon is forced to share one castle because monotheism took their realms, things get... complicated. Thor's legendary hammer Mjolnir has gone missing. The God of Thunder is not handling it well. Featuring: one furious thunder god, one suspiciously calm trickster, one Allfather wearing a pink heart-shaped bandaid, one Greek king who controls the WiFi, one wine god who cannot keep it together, one death god who just wanted to read his book, and one golden boy with a very sharp toothpick. Nobody solves anything. Nothing is learned. The hammer squeaks.